Journal

Overheard. Probably incorrectly.

“She was fat and cheap and not in a good way. She wore Bozo the clown make up upon the grumpy face of a bi-polar flesh monkey.”

“Like she had done her face in a series of increasingly more distorted carnie hall mirrors with a poundland mr man paint brush and a blunt sharpie for eyebrows whilst pissed on tennents and half a gram of wiz”.

“Orange was her favourite colour judging by the colour of her skin”

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