Whatever Happened to White Poo?

Whatever happened to white poo? I used to see it everywhere. In the playground. In the park. On the way to school and on The way home. Whatever happened to white poo? Why do dog owners have to pick up there dogs poo? Why don’t cat owners do the same? Cat poo smells worse. And contains worms that fuck with your brain. But we don’t have to pick up cat poo. Is that racist to dogs? Where are all the dogs who []

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