COMEDY 15+ Short Film Script A row of unassuming semi detached houses. A sunny day. An unseen bird tweets the Nokia ringtone as a small flock of tiny people with wings instead of arms dart out of the privet hedge and into the sky.
INT. THE COTTAGE – NIGHT The cottage is your mid somerset new age setup. Dream catchers, hand carved African statues, Persian rugs and a Gustav Klimt print or two. The kitchen is a big open plan affair – Sink, dishwasher fridge at one end, big iron Arger at the other. Giant Dining table in the middle. WE HEAR a disturbance outside. Chickens cry out. The growl of a Fox. We calmly glide out of the kitchen into the moonlit garden and towards […]
EXT. OUTSIDE THE CLUB – MIDDAY A busy mid morning street in the old financial centre of the city – old Victorian and Georgian buildings jostle for breath between the new upstarts of glass and steel. The engine growl of a large black Bentley hastily pulls up nearly knocking over an unwary pedestrian. Out of the car steps two men. Johnny runs around the car by the time that Frank is out of the drivers side, Johnny is physically reassuring him. JOHNNY […]
(Now you mention it) We find Tony the fly on a piece of dog turd, trying to eat it with a makeshift […]
So he went for a walk and came back drenched. The heavens pissed on him. The thunder howled ridicule. The lighting struck a tree nearby and he wished it had been him. The butchered tree wished it too.
BLACK SCREEN All the following is voice over. AUTHORITY You had a another bad dream? BEAT. AUTHORITY (CONT’D) Do you want to […]
INT. HOME, DOWNSTAIRS – MORNING We begin in the lounge. It’s dark and barely dawn. The family home is all quiet. […]
Download and read the PDF version EXT. THE PUB ENTRANCE – NIGHT JOHN Storms out the pub. His shirt is stained and […]
INT. THE SQUAT – DAY The couple lie in a squalid bed made from pallets and an old mattress. Next to the […]
COMEDY 12+ Stage Script. A newly wed couple go property hunting in this dystopic comedy set 20 minutes into the future.