Originally from 30.04.15 – Sketches of an idea I have you know I am a very attractive man. Parhaps a little on the fugly side now but back in the day. Why are you looking at me like that? The gays love me. Its true. They’ve invited me on a number of occasions to join their club but I had to decline. Too much hugging…and Abba…I hate Abba. Besides with me there can only ever be one cock in the room -and […]
Episode 05 Life is pretty shit Tony is sleeping it off under a chair in the lounge next to a upturned bottle […]
INT. THE COTTAGE – BEDROOM – NIGHT. Kimmi awakens with a start. She is lying on Lilith’s bed – her wounds all […]
INT. THE DOCTORS HOUSE – NIGHT Frank’s leg is up on the gurney, all busted. THE DOCTOR nervously unwraps Frank’s leg and […]
It is totally dark. We see nothing. We hear a harsh door buzzer pressed long, then released. It is ignored. The buzzer […]
FADE IN: INT. THE FLAT – NIGHT. Assuming the POV of a tiny astronaut, we glide through the front door’s letterbox and […]
INT. THE ROOM – TIME UNKOWN We watch Frank’s reaction to the beating we hear Mickey is taking. We see the conflict. We see the horror. We see that Mickey means something to this man. But his brother…is his brother. Slowly as we pull out still focused on Frank WE HEAR Johnny tiring and slowing down. FRANK Johnny? Johnny swings again. FRANK (CONT’D) (Shouting) JOHNNY! Johnny stops and we now cut to another angle that shows Johnny exhausted and bloody standing over […]
Overheard. Probably incorrectly. “She was fat and cheap and not in a good way. She wore Bozo the clown make up upon the grumpy face of a bi-polar flesh monkey.” “Like she had done her face in a series of increasingly more distorted carnie hall mirrors with a poundland Mr Man paint brush and a blunt sharpie for eyebrows whilst pissed on tennents and half a gram of wiz”. “Orange was her favourite colour judging by the colour of her skin”
Often I can be heard muttering to myself. Many attempts were made to beat it out of me, but it only gave […]
MAN: Do you know what I do? Do you know what have I do? The shit I eat to put food on that table?Do you have any idea of what it takes to keep you warm? Do you? I’m out there hauling my arse around this shitty little island, away from my kids…away from you to come home to this? You know what you are? You’re a cunt. You do this…to me! What am I supposed to do? How do I fix […]
